Tuesday 17th February 2015 at The Wardrobe Theatre
Constance is due to have twins and her fluctuating hormones are causing bouts of extreme overworking and horniness! Simpkins meanwhile is obsessing about potentially having a male heir and has already had ‘Little Jeremy’ enrolled at a top school but Robin won’t accept an unborn infant for work experience at the newspaper. Across town, Magdalene is confused about the British traditions of remembering Jesus with pancakes. She prays, looking for answers and finds them as Jesus seems to be talking through Big Dick Johnson!
Harold wants to have a Pancake Day party and requests that Reg cook some special pancakes from breast-milk and cow hair. To prove how much he trusts his fiancé, especially after all their fighting, Reg willingly journeys to collect the ingredients. However, Fred is anxious this pancake party will cost him business, so suggests they open Fred’s Mobile Café together. Robin is first to taste one of these strange pancakes and nearly vomits and chokes but is saved by the sudden snog of a very horny Constance!
– Simpkins carrying a baby doll everywhere with him and ranting about the glass ceiling women put up to hold single fathers down.
– Several re-enacted flashbacks to Constance and Harold having sex in an alleyway with a kinky feather duster.
– Jesus speaking through Big Dick Johnson as he comments on Judea.
What does the future hold for Fred’s Mobile Café?
Has Robin recovered from eating the experimental pancake?
Who is the father to Constance’s twins: Harold, Fred, Big Dick or Simpkins?
Find out in Episode 4 of Closer Each Day: The Improvised Soap Opera.