Episode 9.6: Kebabs, Kebabs, Kebabs

Tuesday 31st March 2015 at The Wardrobe Theatre

Constance and Robin are shopping for baby items at Mothercare but a ferocious argument ensues when they bump into Simpkins. Constance imagines what married life with Simpkins would be like and is determined to make sure that never happens! Meanwhile Fred is concerned Big Dick Johnson’s gambling is getting out of control when he finds him talking to slot machines.

Local woman Rita goes to see Magdalene about a potentially life-threatening medical problem but, after being thrown into quarantine, her symptoms turn out to be harmless. Magdalene is also coaching Reg on how to be the perfect wife by “treating them mean but keeping them keen”. Reg tries this on his fiancé, Harold, but the pair fall into each other’s arms when Harold reveals all about his past with Constance and how be might be the father of her twins.

Memorable Moments:
– Reg’s extended metaphors about a roll of masking tape and married life.
– Fred’s spontaneous kebab song with the whole community dancing along!

When will Harold and Reg tie the knot?
Is Big Dick Johnson losing control of his gambling?
Who is the father of Constance’s twins?
Find out in Episode 7 of Closer Each Day: The Improvised Soap Opera.