- Gina revealing that she has a photo-realistic image of the Guardians Of The Galaxy cast shaved into her private area
- Fred reciting Shakespeare’s King John, which sounds awfully reminiscent of Disney’s Robin Hood
- Simpkins taking time out of a high stakes plotline to make a hand puppet of a sperm whale
With Simpkins out of town, Eliza is in charge of his hotel, Simpk Inns. Anthony and Debbie come to its moderately-priced restaurant to save their broken relationship, and thoroughly succeed. However, besides scamming Simpkins by skimming money off the restaurant and hotel profits, Eliza plans to rob Anthony of a briefcase of cash. She locks the couple in a room and they are forced to break out through a window…
- Big Dick discussing the mythology of Cupid with live interjections from an audience-based infant
- Fred giving AJ life advice through the medium of greetings card verse
- Debbie making a leap from the heights of Simpk Inns’ fire escape onto Anthony below
Simpkins and Eliza are firming up their purely professional relationship. She’s taken the role of PA (Private Assistant) but manages to get promoted to ‘Friend’, a position with a much larger salary.
- Big Dick Johnson comparing himself to a squirrel
- Fred’s business pitch for a Yorkshire-based cream cheese festival called ‘Dairyleeds’
- Candi spelling her name, ‘C to the A to the D…’
Just Gina’s, the pub belonging to Gina Pitts, is just a pile of ashes. Gina is recovering in hospital, fiance Fred escaped injury by hiding in a large fridge. Candi is feeling very guilty about her part in the bomb plot gone wrong, especially as Gina stopped the insurance payments to put the cash towards the wedding!
The intended recipient of the explosion, Debita, is upset with Anthony over his ex-wife, Jewell Pewell, trying to kill her and his sexy time with said ex-wife. Anthony declares his love for her but she is too angry to accept it and they part in acrimony. Simpkins revels in jeering at her lonely state, he also stirs another pot when he tells Fred that a Johnson was to blame. Gina is thinking Big Dick Johnson may have had something to do with it, organising it all from his prison cell. Candi wants to encourage that thinking, but AJ drops her in it when he tells Debita it was Candi. Candi unleashes her wrath on poor Debita!
Meanwhile Big Dick is visited by his pen pal, Anthony, who uses his power and influence to get Big Dick parole. Starting his new job, who should be Dick’s parole officer but AJ Shaw!
All is forgiven and forgotten as far as Big Dick is concerned, he swears he will be good from now on, as long as no-one accuses him of something he did not do. He has no idea Gina wants to kill him!
Will Candi confess to Gina? Or will Debita risk more violence and tell all? And will Debita resist Anthony? How will Big Dick acclimatise to life outside of prison? Will he get blamed for Candi’s mistakes…???
Find out tonight!
Fred and Debbie bump into each other and they decide that the orgiastic foursome is over – Fred wants to stick with his beloved fiancee Gina and it turns out Debbie really has the hots for Anthony. Gina and Fred have a heart to heart about the whole situation and clear up any hurt or misunderstanding by planning for fun with their favourite sex toys. Debbie goes off to practice her song for the opening of the concert hall, she and Anthony seem to be a match made in heaven…until Anthony’s ex wife turns up!
Meanwhile, Simpkins is hoping Candi will lend a bit of street cred to the classical music concert opening the place, he even tries a bit of tagging in spray paint himself, but Candi is incensed by this sign of gentrification in her town. When Anthony’s ex wife is set on revenge and involves Candi in her plot, getting her and her boyfriend AJ to place a bomb in the concert hall hidden in a small pink case, it looks like the dream of Simpkins and Anthony is over. But along the way the small pink case with the bomb inside got mixed up with the small pink case that Fred and Gina keep their sex toys in!
When AJ and Candi realise what has happened they go running to the pub. Meanwhile, Fred and Gina open the case, ready for fun, and see a ticking bomb instead. They make a dash for it and…KERBLAM!
Will Fred and Gina get out of there alive??
Will the pub be completely destroyed??
Will Debbie and Anthony’s new relationship with each other survive the drama?
Will Simpkins take up street art?
Find out in the first episode of Season 19 on Monday 13th January 2020 at 7.30pm at the Wardrobe Theatre