Still stuck together with hair gel, Constance and a newly-confident Reg roam the town, attempting to make people befriend Constance. They have limited success. Meanwhile, Fred is wandering about completely hammered. At the pub, Gina and AJ discuss loneliness. Gina misses Dick and AJ is yearning for Eliza. They decide to do something nice for Eliza and go decorate her bookshop with bunting.
After a blazing row, Candy and Eliza bury the hatchet and become friends. Eliza even gives Candy a job at her shop. Back across town, the hair gel wears off and Reg and Constance finally come unstuck. But without his confidence-inspiring gel, Reg plunges to new depths of awkwardness and angst. He seeks out the lovelorn AJ and they form an introspective indie rock duo.
- Fred’s naming of all the ales in the pub (bizarre names, such as the title of this show summary!)
- Gina and AJ’s paper-people chain that looks like a ‘mutant elephant orgy’
- Various Bunting Dances including the inimitable ‘We’re Putting Up the Bunting’
Will Reg find new confidence in song-writing?
Will Fred ever sober up?
Will AJ ask Eliza on a date?
How will Candi get on in her new job?
Find out in Episode 4 of Season 14 of Closer Each Day at The Wardrobe Theatre 16th October 2017
Reg, recently crowned Mr Newtown, gets a further boost to his confidence when hairstylist Monica gives him some hair gel – he believes it makes him suave and smooth, indeed a whole new man called Regford! Constance is not enjoying her victory as much, as she did cheat and it has not made her any friends. When Regford comes along she tries some of his hair gel and their heads get stuck together, what else to do then but got see a film and get fruity on the back row?! Over at the pub, Gina is trying to help Pablo find the fun in life – but first he has to face his pain. After much self-flagellation, Gina gives him a motherly cuddle but leaps to the other side of the room in shock when Pablo kisses her!
Meanwhile, AJ has noticed that Monica is pregnant, but is distracted when new book shop owner in town, Eliza, appears at the hair salon – he went to school in Oldtown with her and has been in love with her ever since. Eliza has already met Candi Johnson at her bookshop and shut her into the storeroom with the books to try and help her find herself. Simpkins comes along and thinks that Candi is making up Eliza, she becomes convinced that Eliza is imaginary and takes some convincing she isn’t when Eliza comes back. Candi then feels Eliza needs to be taught a lesson (even though she has offered Candi a job) and shut in her own storeroom, but things get out of hand and Eliza gets a punch in the face. AJ arrives to tell Eliza he loves her and is shocked to see her bruised and bloody face!
- Pablo whipping himself with a towel to get his pain out
- Reg’s incredible Tom Waits-style spoken word song on his new smooth persona, Regford
- Candi reading a few pages of Harry Potter and then thinking she should be a wizard
What will Gina do about Pablo’s kiss??
Is Regford here to stay?
Will Eliza forgive Candi and what will she do about AJ’s lingering love?
Find out in Episode Three of Season 14, on Monday 2nd October 2017 at the Wardrobe Theatre.
Simpkins is feeling under the weather. Harold is missing new love Pablo, Gina is missing fiance Big Dick – they are both worried their respective loves don’t feel the same way about them.
Meanwhile, A.J., Reg and Monica have formed a band, a kind of heavy folk affair. Candi is being tutored by Constance in the ways of being more of a female icon, Constance wants her to become Ms Newtown as a way to draw attention to herself, the woman who taught her everything she knows!
A.J. and Fred are the judges, nearly everyone else enters the competition. Reg wins Mr Newtown and then the tension rises to see if Monica or Candi will win Ms Newtown. Though Constance got down and dirty with him to ensure Candi won, Monica is announced as winner. However, Monica doesn’t want it once she realises how much it meant to Candi, Candi is let down by Constance’s cheating and wants Monica to have it…while they are being nice and polite to each other, Constance claims the trophy and announces she is Ms Newtown!
- Reg’s song about getting a new eye to replace the one lost in a football accident
- Constance’s ballet dance
- Candi’s Shakespearean ode for the talent section of the competition
Will Pablo come back to Harold?
Will winning Mr Newtown give Reg fresh confidence?
Will Candi ever trust Constance again?
Find out in Episode Two of Season 14, on Monday 18th September 2017 at the Wardrobe Theatre