Episode 18.7: ‘Love bomb’

Fred and Debbie bump into each other and they decide that the orgiastic foursome is over – Fred wants to stick with his beloved fiancee Gina and it turns out Debbie really has the hots for Anthony. Gina and Fred have a heart to heart about the whole situation and clear up any hurt or misunderstanding by planning for fun with their favourite sex toys. Debbie goes off to practice her song for the opening of the concert hall, she and Anthony seem to be a match made in heaven…until Anthony’s ex wife turns up!

Meanwhile, Simpkins is hoping Candi will lend a bit of street cred to the classical music concert opening the place, he even tries a bit of tagging in spray paint himself, but Candi is incensed by this sign of gentrification in her town. When Anthony’s ex wife is set on revenge and involves Candi in her plot, getting her and her boyfriend AJ to  place a bomb in the concert hall hidden in a small pink case, it looks like the dream of Simpkins and Anthony is over. But along the way the small pink case with the bomb inside got mixed up with the small pink case that Fred and Gina keep their sex toys in!

When AJ and Candi realise what has happened they go running to the pub. Meanwhile, Fred and Gina open the case, ready for fun, and see a ticking bomb instead. They make a dash for it and…KERBLAM!

Will Fred and Gina get out of there alive??

Will the pub be completely destroyed??

Will Debbie and Anthony’s new relationship with each other survive the drama?

Will Simpkins take up street art?

Find out in the first episode of Season 19 on Monday 13th January 2020 at 7.30pm at the Wardrobe Theatre

Episode 18.6: ‘Mixed doubles’

After getting in touch with his anger last week, AJ is now exploring the next most enjoyable of the deadly sins: gluttony. He’s been feeling insecure about his weight, but Candi reveals she actually prefers a man with a bit of substance. Together they embark on a gastronomic odyssey down the Wetherspoons food menu, filling AJ to the brim. Gina is appalled that Candi could ever stray from Gina’s own pub and bars her.

Meanwhile, Gina, Fred, Debbie and Anthony are negotiating the aftermath of their surprise group lovemaking the night before. No one wants to suggest that they didn’t have a brilliant time, and so another illicit get-together is arranged.
In the cafe of her new soon-to-be-opened concert hall, Eliza hears the boys discussing the affair. Thinking they are organising a tennis match, she seeks the four out at the pub and discovers the truth. When they actively try to recruit her to their sordid shenanigans, Eliza is appalled. The foursome breaks up in disarray. Eliza and Anthony walk out into town just in time to find a debauched Candi and AJ vandalising and vomiting all over the new concert hall…
What punishment lies in store for AJ and Candi?
Can Fred and Gina’s relationship recover?
Is Friday night at Wetherspoons really ‘Carrot Club’?
Find out in our end of season finale on Monday 25th November at 7.30pm  at the Wardrobe Theatre

Episode 18.5: Treehouse of Horror

Big Dick Johnson is still in prison and as further punishment for misdemeanours he is sentenced to spend Halloween, his favourite festival, in the prison’s treehouse. There he recounts ghostly tales to a skull he assumes to be Pablo.
He tells the tales of ‘The Cursed Potato Waffle’, ‘Candi the Vampire Slayer’, ‘AJ’s Spicy Sausage’. ‘Why-O-Ming’ and ‘Silence of the Alice Lamb’.

Episode 18.4: Let the right one chin

Debbie and Anthony have been getting intimate on Eliza’s sofa, but Debbie spoils the mood by revealing she is Fred’s former lover. She goes to see Fred for the first time in nine years. They find the flame is still burning strong between them, even though he is now engaged to Gina.
Meanwhile AJ and Candy are discussing different things that make them angry. AJ gets worked up and goes on an Incredible Hulk-esque rampage, tearing his clothes and menacing local pigeons.
At the pub, Gina and Eliza decide put their recent quarrels behind them and become friends. As they chat, a misunderstanding appears. Gina thinks Eliza fancies Debbie and says she’s ‘fine’ with that, but this is misconstrued as Gina being ‘fine’ with Debbie and Fred rekindling their relationship. There is a tense showdown between Gina, Fred, Debbie, and Anthony about who’s with who. However, tensions are defused when a few tentative chin strokes turn seamlessly into a four-a-side love-in…
Is this the beginning of a Newtown love quadrangle?  
Will AJ use his newfound rage for good or evil?
How is Eliza’s latest erotic novel coming along?
Find out in Episode 5 of Season 18 on Monday 11th November 2019 at the Wardrobe Theatre

Episode 18.3: ‘Dido to the rescue’

After the destruction of her caravan home in Oldtown, Gina has gone feral, eating rats and defending her pit against enemies.
Back in Newtown, AJ and Anthony bond over their shared love of Hugh Grant, but Simpkins warns Anthony away from AJ, ‘that utter, utter gobshite’.
Candi and Fred rush up the M1 in the Daewoo Matiz to rescue Gina, enjoying much Dido on the way. After some heartfelt cajoling, they convince Gina to return home with them.
Meanwhile, Eliza has let Debbie come and stay with her and they form a friendship. Anthony pays a visit and there is a spark of romance between him and Debbie. Their reading of Eliza’s erotic novel is interrupted by Gina’s sudden arrival. She has come to make peace with Eliza, but when Anthony casually announces that it was he who ordered the destruction of her home, Gina screams and begins to strangle him…
Will Gina kill Anthony?
Is Fred going to become a Dido tribute act? 
When will Eliza publish ‘The Seven Tentacles of Sin’?

Episode 18.2: ‘A trip to the zoo and Debbie’s strange brew’

Gina has left Newtown and returned to her roots in Oldtown, North East Lincolnshire. She takes in the sights and sits in her old abandoned house, but feels lonely.

Meanwhile, Candi gets to know Debbie, who has returned to town after some years. She has been living in a cave on Lyle Hill and is adept at making her own fun.

Eliza is hanging out with AJ, her only remaining friend. However, when Candi, his girlfriend (and her former girlfriend) appears, Eliza panicks and hides behind AJ’s one-hob oven. Candi becomes suspicious, but lets it drop and takes Debbie to the zoo. Debbie reciprocates Candi’s friendship with the gift of some aphrodisiac tea to spice up her relationship with AJ.
Simpkins is showing Anthony round his hotel and they form a firm and business-savvy friendship. Anthony owns a derelict housing estate in Oldtown which is scheduled for demolition later today. Outside, they come across Eliza, who has escaped AJ’s via the sewer system. The three form a business plan to fund the building of a new concert hall, but Eliza will only chip in if Simpkins and Anthony help her ruin her former lover Candi’s new relationship.
Back in Oldtown, Gina is sitting with a mug of tea in her old house, when suddenly there comes the sound of an approaching bulldozer…
Will Gina survive the demolition of her home?
Will Simpkins and Anthony agree to ruin Candi and AJ’s relationship?
How will Debbie adjust to life outside a cave?
Is it still £4.50 for a coffee at the pub?