After the destruction of her caravan home in Oldtown, Gina has gone feral, eating rats and defending her pit against enemies.
Back in Newtown, AJ and Anthony bond over their shared love of Hugh Grant, but Simpkins warns Anthony away from AJ, ‘that utter, utter gobshite’.
Candi and Fred rush up the M1 in the Daewoo Matiz to rescue Gina, enjoying much Dido on the way. After some heartfelt cajoling, they convince Gina to return home with them.
Meanwhile, Eliza has let Debbie come and stay with her and they form a friendship. Anthony pays a visit and there is a spark of romance between him and Debbie. Their reading of Eliza’s erotic novel is interrupted by Gina’s sudden arrival. She has come to make peace with Eliza, but when Anthony casually announces that it was he who ordered the destruction of her home, Gina screams and begins to strangle him…
Will Gina kill Anthony?
Is Fred going to become a Dido tribute act?
When will Eliza publish ‘The Seven Tentacles of Sin’?
Gina has left Newtown and returned to her roots in Oldtown, North East Lincolnshire. She takes in the sights and sits in her old abandoned house, but feels lonely.
Meanwhile, Candi gets to know Debbie, who has returned to town after some years. She has been living in a cave on Lyle Hill and is adept at making her own fun.
Eliza is hanging out with AJ, her only remaining friend. However, when Candi, his girlfriend (and her former girlfriend) appears, Eliza panicks and hides behind AJ’s one-hob oven. Candi becomes suspicious, but lets it drop and takes Debbie to the zoo. Debbie reciprocates Candi’s friendship with the gift of some aphrodisiac tea to spice up her relationship with AJ.
Simpkins is showing Anthony round his hotel and they form a firm and business-savvy friendship. Anthony owns a derelict housing estate in Oldtown which is scheduled for demolition later today. Outside, they come across Eliza, who has escaped AJ’s via the sewer system. The three form a business plan to fund the building of a new concert hall, but Eliza will only chip in if Simpkins and Anthony help her ruin her former lover Candi’s new relationship.
Back in Oldtown, Gina is sitting with a mug of tea in her old house, when suddenly there comes the sound of an approaching bulldozer…
Will Gina survive the demolition of her home?
Will Simpkins and Anthony agree to ruin Candi and AJ’s relationship?
How will Debbie adjust to life outside a cave?
Is it still £4.50 for a coffee at the pub?
Reg is dead. Devastated when Eliza’s pregnancy was revealed as a sham, he shot himself. Whilst the rest of the community mourn, Eliza is ostracised and begins to plan a new life by finding her true self.
At the funeral, Reg’s estranged brother, Anthony appears, expressing a wish stay in town awhile. AJ tries to reach out to Eliza and persuades her to come to the wake. However, this leads to a a violent confrontation with Gina, who blames her for Reg’s death. Back at AJ’s flat an angry Eliza smashes one of his favourite Warhammer figurines – has he made the wrong kind of friend? Later, Fred and Gina discuss the recent dramas and Gina decides to ‘leave town for a bit’, departing in a way that makes Fred feel rather concerned about the state of their relationship. While he sits alone, someone from Fred’s past suddenly appears at the door. Debbie is back in town..
In other news, the pub now does coffee.
Who is DEBBIE?
What is ANTHONY up to?
Is it really £4.50 for a large cappuccino? £4.50?!
Find out in Episode 2 of Season 18 on Monday 16th September 2019 at the Wardrobe Theatre at 7.30pm