- Gina revealing that she has a photo-realistic image of the Guardians Of The Galaxy cast shaved into her private area
- Fred reciting Shakespeare’s King John, which sounds awfully reminiscent of Disney’s Robin Hood
- Simpkins taking time out of a high stakes plotline to make a hand puppet of a sperm whale
Episode 19.4: ‘The Leyton Orient Express’
Episode 19.3: ‘Love bites’
With Simpkins out of town, Eliza is in charge of his hotel, Simpk Inns. Anthony and Debbie come to its moderately-priced restaurant to save their broken relationship, and thoroughly succeed. However, besides scamming Simpkins by skimming money off the restaurant and hotel profits, Eliza plans to rob Anthony of a briefcase of cash. She locks the couple in a room and they are forced to break out through a window…
- Big Dick discussing the mythology of Cupid with live interjections from an audience-based infant
- Fred giving AJ life advice through the medium of greetings card verse
- Debbie making a leap from the heights of Simpk Inns’ fire escape onto Anthony below
Episode 19.2: ‘Truth Bomb’
Simpkins and Eliza are firming up their purely professional relationship. She’s taken the role of PA (Private Assistant) but manages to get promoted to ‘Friend’, a position with a much larger salary.
- Big Dick Johnson comparing himself to a squirrel
- Fred’s business pitch for a Yorkshire-based cream cheese festival called ‘Dairyleeds’
- Candi spelling her name, ‘C to the A to the D…’
Episode 19.1: ‘A Pen-Pal gets a Pal Out of the Pen’
Just Gina’s, the pub belonging to Gina Pitts, is just a pile of ashes. Gina is recovering in hospital, fiance Fred escaped injury by hiding in a large fridge. Candi is feeling very guilty about her part in the bomb plot gone wrong, especially as Gina stopped the insurance payments to put the cash towards the wedding!
The intended recipient of the explosion, Debita, is upset with Anthony over his ex-wife, Jewell Pewell, trying to kill her and his sexy time with said ex-wife. Anthony declares his love for her but she is too angry to accept it and they part in acrimony. Simpkins revels in jeering at her lonely state, he also stirs another pot when he tells Fred that a Johnson was to blame. Gina is thinking Big Dick Johnson may have had something to do with it, organising it all from his prison cell. Candi wants to encourage that thinking, but AJ drops her in it when he tells Debita it was Candi. Candi unleashes her wrath on poor Debita!
Meanwhile Big Dick is visited by his pen pal, Anthony, who uses his power and influence to get Big Dick parole. Starting his new job, who should be Dick’s parole officer but AJ Shaw!
All is forgiven and forgotten as far as Big Dick is concerned, he swears he will be good from now on, as long as no-one accuses him of something he did not do. He has no idea Gina wants to kill him!
Will Candi confess to Gina? Or will Debita risk more violence and tell all? And will Debita resist Anthony? How will Big Dick acclimatise to life outside of prison? Will he get blamed for Candi’s mistakes…???
Find out tonight!